retrograde wheelbarrow
a s-xual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. it is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.
male 1 – dude, my girlfriend and i tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. it was great.
male 2 – i’ve gotta try that, soon.
its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. meanwhile there’s a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. he’s whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with pcp. now you take a wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey’s r-ct-m, you then put the other end into the midget’s r-ct-m. there’s a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. in the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while “g-d save the queen” is playing on a radio.
i was down in tj taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if i wanted to see a donkey show. i told him i had already seen one so he asked if i had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.
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