Retrosexual Woman
a retros-xual woman is a female who revels in 1940’s style femininity–and abhors the co-rs-ness of feminisim. her stock in trade is an intoxicating combination of soft-spoken elegance, smoldering sensuality, and an air of wide-eyed innocence that most men cannot resist.
armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a retros-xual woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. at home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. but when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. he will be captivated by her love forever.
femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retros-xual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. but a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the retros-xual woman. when the retros-xual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or m-ssaging her neck.
susan never gets a traffic ticket no matter how fast she drives. she just smiles and winks at the officer, and he lets her go. it just isn’t fair. she is such a retros-xual woman.
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