returded
a combination of “r-t-rded” and “t-rd”;
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
noun: ret-rd
phil is so ret-rded. he had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
a word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog t-rd and accidently swallowed some… thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a r-t-rd for the rest of their life.
“i’m really ret-rded, fell in a dog t-rd when i was five and now i pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one”
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