Reverse Cuban Sasquatch
while having s-xual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. he or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the “cigar” (lit end up) into the submissive person’s -n-l sphincter (-n-s).
“babe, what happened last night? i don’t remember a thing…”
“i don’t know, but i have second degree burns in my b-tthole and i found some p-b-y p–p in my crack…”
“oh, f-ck. we must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch.”
“not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!”
a term used for when a partner during s-x sh-ts on the other partners chest, gracefully trims p-b-s off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy sh-t with a piece toilet paper, then takes the sh-t wrap and sticks it in the partners b-tthole…usually in a guy named brandon sayre
d-mn i gave that reverse cuban sasquatch good to him last night
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