Reverse Elephant
you start by pouring the coals to your signicant other from the most sought after position (you know what i’m talking about, all our favorite, the beloved doggy-style)….then just before you release your p-ck-r-snot, reach back from behind and through your legs and grab your stiff c-ck and pull it down and jam it in your -ss parting your b-lls in the process giving them the striking resemblance of elephant ears. and finally, you commence this patented manuever with filling your own bowels up to your balloon knot full of your own love-gravy!
i was bangin your girlfriend the other night, when i felt the sudden urge to try and pull off the reverse elephant…i realized it was awesome after regaining consciousness from blacking out!
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