Reverse Haji Handshake
verb. the act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of allah.
person 1 thinks: “man, good thing i did the reverse haji handshake earlier today or i might feel morally upset about shaking this tribal leader’s hand.”
tribal leader: “durka durka akbar.”
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