reverse speedbag


n. the act of sticking ones’ p-n-s backwards through ones’ legs while reaching behind ones’ thighs to grab the shaft of the p-n-s and m-st-rb-t- furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones’ b-lls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
“oh man, eva was so hot that chris told me he went home, busted out the croc b-tter and reverse speedbagged all night.”

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