revision
a code word to use for masturbating, more generally acceptable to use in public
i do a lot more revision the closer it gets to tests… it helps the stress
probably what you should be doing right now…
instead you come here to procrastinate.
hmm i need to revise, h-ll lets look up revision at definithing to waste some time.
student’s version of h-ll
modern day method to waste time and ‘recap’ over all those topics you’ve been ‘learning’ all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. for most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.
thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/mysp-ce/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.
”but didn’t you do any revision? why have you gotten this u again eleanor?”
”i just dont know.”
a way to get out of doing anything
mum: do the washing
student: sorry i have to revise
dad: you’ve been on the computer all day
student: yeh! coz i’m revising, idiot.
mum: -inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.-
student: shhhh no talking i’m revising
mum: you spend an awful lot of time at xxx’s house
student: yeh, we revise together
what i haven’t done enough of this weekend
louise is useless at revision
sitting and reading the cr-p you’ve been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you’re revising for as you would have done without it.
mum: how did you get this u? i thought you did revision?
tom: but i did mum! i did..
sh-te -ss cr-p that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.
coe: cba to do ne
skillman: play ut instead tbh
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