rewriting history
when a person can’t take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead “rewrites” what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that’s what really happened.
josh couldn’t take the fact that kathryn dumped him for his brother. by rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.
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