Rexburg
a small town located in south – eastern idaho. the population is 100% mormon. the only activities allowed are reading the book of mormon and giving your money to the lds church. full of wannabe gangsters that think they are bad-ss but in reality are the biggest f-ggots ever. byu-i is located in rexburg. the towns’ official sports are sucking d-ck and f-cking your grandma. if you stop by you’ll regret it.
(2 guys driving on the freeway)
guy 1: hey do you wanna stop in rexburg?
guy 2 :f-ck no!
rexburg is basically the mormon version of auschwitz-birkenau. its always freezing and has a bunch of people that you do not want to be around with for more than ten seconds.
your going to rexburg for school? that sucks big time.
one of the worst small towns in america. home to byu-idaho, which co-incidentally is a cr-ppy university. cold winters, cr-ppy summers, and not much else to talk about. aside from a few hot bitty’s and sadly a lot of ugly beezy’s, not much happens around here.
person 1#: rexburg is sh-tty
person 2#: i know, lets leave and never come back
rexburg
the sh-ttiest town (it’s in idaho) i’ve ever lived in. the atmosphere is typically childish, like a never ending “youth conference” at the age of 14. mandated rules are enforced upon all students, who actually happen to be adults typically from 18-30. the culture is beyond dreadful and causes oneself to drivel. on the other hand, there’s a 2-1 girl boy ratio and plenty of sl-ts who came to school because of the price, or their parents holy insistance upon living in “zion” and finding the right potential “eternal companion”. if you live there, you’ll make do and find right crowd. if you don’t, never come to this infested nest of hypocrites and little goody two-shoes.
student 1: man is there any clubs or cool dances in the burg?
student 2: nah, but my parents are paying for my school.
student 1: man what a sh-tty town, wish i knew earlier.
student 2: i know, but you can always transfer to uvu, usu, or uou.
student 1: g-d…think i will. martha keeps asking me to go on a date reading scriptures and then watch “the first vision”.
student 2: lol welcome to rexburg.
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