when your getting head, and you c*m while being deep throated, and she doesn’t expect it and your c*m squirts out her nostril.
i gave you old step mom a rhino geyser last night. here’s the video to prove it.
- rippy dippy
rippy dippy; when somthing bad happens or somthing just doesnt go your way i broke all the bones in my body rippy dippy man dont know what to tell you… rippy dippy; when somthing bad happens or somthing just doesnt go your way i broke all the bones in my body rippy dippy man dont […]
to have s*x literally means “open fruit” in chinese “hey wanna kaigua?” “sure… tonight”
where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible eric: how were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself? me: yeah bro i didn’t know it was possible until i actually tried it!
one who acts like houdini by leaving the house of a one night stand before they wake. ex: barney stinson, joey tribbiani friend: “wanna go out tonight?” me: “nah, i’m thinking about pulling a hoochini.”