Rice Krispies

black slang for money. explained in family guy.
peter: i want what cleveland got: an apology and some rice krispies.
mr. pewterschmidt: well, an apology is out of the question, and i’m -ssuming “rice krispies” is some kind of black slang for money, so here’s $10,000.
toasted rice cereal. a kellogg’s brand, it features three moderately terrifying elves on the front of it’s blue box.

though their hats clearly label them as snap, crackle, and pop, it is widely believed to be lie. for one things, these ‘elves’ have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous kellog’s immortality serum? we may never know.

as a cereal, rice krispies is rather mediocre. the density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. it seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice – resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. the taste is also fairly bland – people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
die hard wouldn’t have been nearly as good if bruce willis only had to walk in bare feet over rice krispies.
when you j-zz on an asian girls face and she lets it dry up.
last night i rice krispy this asian chick name lu.
weed that has a considerable amout of seeds in it, since seeds will pop and crackle when exposed to high temperatures.
man, i was so desperate to get blazed, i went and bought some dirt from hoolio. i lit it up and that sh-t started popin’ like rice krispies!
an insult that blood gang members call raymond ave. crips. also spelled rice crispies.

rice crispies = raymond ave. crips
f-ck raymond ave. crips = f-ck rice krispies!