rice patrol
rice patroling is something that only domestic car owners can do. though cars such as the camaro and corvette do it best, mustangs are also permitted to partic-p-te in rice patroling. it involves the owner of the muscle car or other domestic automobile driving to his or her destination and shutting down every ricer he sees by 1) revving at the ricer who gives no response 2) tapping the roof of his or her car when a ricer is around 3) plain talking sh-t to the ricer at a stop light (this includes giving the ricer the bird) or 4) stomping the ricer in a race to the point where the ricer simply stops racing or pulls a u-turn in order to avoid the humiliation of being beaten so badly. rice patrol can be done on your way to the grocery store or just carried out when you feel like racing. it can be done at any time, but can only be carried out by cars respectable enough to do it. stock v6 domestics are not allowed to conduct rice patrol unless it is on a ricer of lesser value. who buys a v6 muscle car anyways? get real.
there’s a group of hondas up there at the wal-mart parking lot; looks like it’s time for some rice patrol.
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