ricky martin


==> very, very gay.
“living la vida loca”
immaculately gay.
he likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he’d like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed f-g
so come on ricky martin, the boys say you’re hot
shake yo booty and show ’em what you’ve got…..

gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.
“work has imposed new restrictions on internet access.”
“what a ricky martin thing to do”
singer from puerto rico, nee enrique josé “ricky” martín morales.

contrary to an inference in a definition of mexican in urban dictionary, ricky martin is not mexican, nor does he or his family originate from mexico. see below:

“if all male mexicans would look like ricky martin, and all female mexicans would look like eva longoria, all of them would be so much welcome in this country, wouldn’t they?” – paquitodj portland may 9, 2007

the above quote is wrong and misleading. ricky martin is puerto rican, hence a natural born u.s. citizen (read american).

why is that person inferring that ricky martin is mexican?

i’m not sure. but he seems to have an agenda to mexicanize peoples thoughts about illegal immigrants (illegal aliens) by -ssociating a famous american singer with mexico.

the person could also just be plain stupid to think that puerto ricans would be -ssociated with mexicans. boricuas/riquenos/puerto ricans are not mexicans. boriken/borinquen/puerto rico is not a part of mexico.
(noun) the awkward silence and/or major anticlimax that follows the confession of a big secret that everybody else already knew.
“i told my boss that actually i had smoked pot in the past, but, given my love of cargo pants, it was a total ricky martin.”

“when marlena announced her true age to her co-workers, she was met with nearly universal ricky martin.”
a h-m-phobic slur that’s used to make fun of queers and lesbos.
-alex is a ricky martin

-cristina looks like ricky martin

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