Rid em Cowboy
while having s-xual intercourse with a women in the doggy-style position a man would quietly lean over and whisper in her ear “i have aids.” then the man tries to stay on as longs as possible.
it is preferable if the male subject isn’t wearing a condom.
rid em cowboy
female subject: uuugh f-ck me baby
male subject: (leans over and whispers in ear) i have aids
female subject: so do i.
male subject: shiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you are havin s-x with your girlfreind and call her the wrong name on purpose jus to see how long you can hold on!
my girlfriend broke up with me because i pulled a ridem cowboy on her last night.
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