Riddlesdown
generally a white middle cl-ss area.
bordering districts include sanderstead, purley and kenley.
noteable attributes:
– railway station
– one bus route.
– commonland.
– farming fields
– small parade of shops both north (peters corner shop) and south (vj’s not so much on a corner, corner shop).
-st.edmunds church.
-riddlesdown high school
the place is normally quite quiet, except the few chavs nowadays that enjoy riding the ‘mitchley avenue’ on their hairdryers (mo-peds) at 3am.
many oaps inhabit the area and usually take a while crossing at riddlesdowns main zebra crossing, mitchley avenue. it has been reported of several cases where impatient road users have yelled ‘hurry the f— up you old c—‘ or words to that effect to the ‘not so fast’ elderly.
unfortunately, there isnt a pub – which would make the area a real countryside village. a new fish and chip shop has recentley been established by the owners of maggies diner. maggies diner is a small cafe on the north parade of shops, reknown for its gorgeous bacon sandwiches or other taste-bud tickling meals. riddlesdown school kids often visit here.
where do you live?
i live in riddlesdown, croydons only country like village.
oh right…
yeah.
so you’re rich?
yeah i am.
cool.
fancy a sh-g?
ok.
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