Ridiculocity
the potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
john: hey look, he’s about to do that dare…
greg: what was he dared to do?
john: he’s gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
greg: the ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!
(why 2.1 seconds only? some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. if something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
ridiculocity
re-dic-u-laws-si-te’
1. sometimes situations are just ridiculous…….
and sometimes they are ridiculous and an atrocity at the same time.
2. without common law.
(synonyms of ridiculous include):
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. see absurd.
a·troc·i·ty (ə-trŏs’ĭ-tē)
n. pl. a·troc·i·ties
appalling or atrocious condition, quality, or behavior; monstrousness
it was ridiculocity that she started the fight in the casino but the bit boss asked me to leave and not her.
this place is ridiculocity……
you are ridiculocity…
that dj is ridiculocity…
it was much nicer hanging out with you this weekend, than last weekend. you were much less ridiculocity.
a combination of ridiculous and velocity. when a goes from bad to worse quickly.
the ridiculocity of that joke was unfathomable.
the speed that someone’s ridicule travels around
a week ago joe was randomly slapped by someone he didn’t know and now the whole school knows due to a quick ridiculocity.
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