Rigamortis Tortoise


a rigamortis tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. often cold and calloused, rigamortis tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. rigamortis tortoise often has an undeserved sense of ent-tlement caused by birth.
we caught rigamortis tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink d-ld-. that disgusting vermin.

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