right guard tits
a woman’s t-ts that smell and taste like right guard. these are t-ts sag and are flappy. when she lays down her t-ts rest underneath her arm pits therefore smelling and tasting like right guard. mostly secluded to hohenwald, tn for that most women wear their man’s deodorant or none at all.
johnny “katrina doesn’t wear deodorant .”
timmy “yes, she does”
johnny ” how you know?”
timmy “i’ve tasted it. she has right guard t-ts.”
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