Right Livelihood


a. a (usually northern california) new-age concept/farce invented by people who don’t have to actually work to provide housing or sustenance for themselves.
b. a position (never a “job”) held by the non-working cl-ss, the privileged in society who get to p-ss time however they please themselves to. pract-tioners can usually be found painting, writing, or doing yoga; and often seen posing as a philanthropist, spiritual leader, or shaman.
“i just got my inheritance, and suddenly found my calling / life purpose!! i gonna drop out, keep no schedules and express who i really am (and why i am here) through right livelihood!”

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