Riley McIlwain


a very s-xy guy who co-starred on the hit youtube show “is it a good idea to microwave this?” the mere mention of his name can make women want to be impregnated with his babies. every girl and the occasional male wants to have a riley mcilwain if not then they haven’t witness his totally awesomeness.
“hey did you watch riley mcilwain on youtube last night?”
“yeah, i want to be impregnated with his children.”
“dude, you’re a guy.”
“…so…”

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