Rip Shit Tear Ass
the excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
end result: bl–dy stool & burning -n-s
son of a b-tch debby, that t-rd was soooooo big it left me shaking. i always hate those rip sh-t tear -sses!
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