ripcord


a length of string tied in a close series of knots that is inserted up a male r-ct-m and slowly withdrawn during the height of s-xual climax, stimulating the prostate and enhancing the s-xual pleasure.
“i was just about to blow my bolt when she pulled my ripcord and sent me to nirvana.”
the s-xual act of having -n-l beads inserted into your -n-s by your partner and then at the peak of a s-xual climax your partner yells out “rip cord” and yanks the -n-l beads out as hard and quick as they can.
while i was banging my girlfriend the other night i used a set of -n-l beads on her. right before she came i yelled out “rip cord” and yanked the beads out of her -ss.
the pull string attached to a tampon
dude, i can see that chicks rip cord!
a form of chugging beer. to execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. gravity will take care of the rest. causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. the ring shaped “pop top” of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. popular at american colleges in the late 80’s early 90’s. sometimes but less often known as a “pop top” or a “shotgun”.
to proceed to alcoholic drinking more quickly begin drinking two beers simultaneously. drink one normally while performing ripcords with the second. do this repeatedly until you wake up in rehab.
when someone inserts -n-l beads into the partners r-ct-m, then when the time is right, you pull the -n-l beads very fast, yell ripcord, and the partner p–ps themselves.
dude, i saw steve-o get ripcorded on jack-ss! it was disgusting!
the string that hangs from a woman’s private parts when she is using a tampon.
when i went down on her, i discovered that she had a ripcord. thus, i was forced to give her a shark bite.
during a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking -ss, and when the receiver of the handjob has an -rg-sm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the -sshole.
dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? no man, i had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!

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