Ripe Ass Tits
think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing t-ts ever. those are ripe -ss t-ts.
“get your hands on a pair of ripe -ss t-ts”
“bro 1: oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome t-ts, like outta this world. jeez, oh man, they are the best t-ts ever.
bro 2: so my mom has ripe -ss t-ts?”
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