Ripley


verb. to ripley -.

to simply join two or more objects together, typically with duct tape, so their uses are combined in just one easily managed unit.

refers to the scene in the ridley scott film ‘aliens’, where sigourney weaver’s character, ellen ripley, tapes an -ssault rifle, a flame thrower and a personal data & tracking device together, in preparation for an all-out solo rescue mission.
common use: bristol, uk, mid-1990’s.
i can never find one or other remote control for my home entertainment devices, so i’m gonna ripley them all into one block.
the most bad-ss female action hero ever. she survived the first film, came back in the second and beat the sh-t out of the aliens and had a mecha-suit battle with the queen alien. died in third film, and was cloned in the fourth (which sucked).
“get away from her you b-tch!”
-ripley proceeds to kick the alien queens -ss-
amazing friend, nicest person ever, is loyal to her friends and would never let anyone hurt them.. awesome, cool
john: your smelly

ripley’s best friend: why would you say that -starts to cry-

ripley: hey john -b-tch slap- no one ever hurts my friends..

john: ahhh -runs away-
believe it or not. used when a statement is in doubt or unbelievable.
i went frolfing yesterday, and i got a hole in one! ripley’s.
a subst-tute for “believe it or not” used to suppress the doubt of another.

derived from the popular collection of unbelievable abilities, event, and possessions.
friend #1: hey man, uhh, i kissed your sister last night. were going out again on friday.

friend #2: bull sh-t, now way.

friend 1# yea man, ripleys, its happening.
a british derbyshire town well known for it’s yob culture and high rates of unemployment, dole dossers and drunks.
dan: rob did ya go ta ripley today ?

rob: nah, i went ta heanor instead.
ripley is usually seem very quiet or open up to people much because they are too busy caring for and worrying about other people and doesn’t want to bother them with her own problems. if you know a ripley, you can use her shoulder to cry on no matter what but make sure every now and then you give her a well needed shoulder as well.
whats wrong with ripley?

i don’t know, i cried to her last night about my boyfriend breaking up with me but she wouldn’t tell me what she was sad about.

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