Riptide
(verb)
when you find yourself with someone who really enjoys sh-t in their -ss (guy or girl) and you get some -n-l s-x beads (kinda like a mardi gras neckless). after feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn f-cking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and sh-t.
rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the -sshole, and tide for the flood of blood and sh-t that comes out.
d-mn, that must have hurt sooooo much when he riptided her -ss! way more than when he overboarded her!
shortly after a male -j-c-l-t-s, the male will feel that he will have a second wind and continue. shortly after this, he -j-c-l-t-s again in disappointment or disbelief.
hey man i had the oddest s-x session and my girlfriend broke up with me after i had a riptide on her pillow. worst night i’ve had in awhile.
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