when your gal fakes her period so you can’t have s*x, but the truth is that the guy she f*cked last riptornt her p*ssy and that’s why she’s spotting .
guy, ” hey wanna f*ck?” gal, ” no i can’t i’m spotting”. guy , ” you just had you period last week , your riptornt from someone on the side.”
- skatty catty
a hoe, h*r*, slag, badders, sket, jezz and etc. basically a sl*t. ayy my ex is a skatty catty, u kno she gave me uck behind tesco.
a beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. a few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. she’s been screwed over by her “best friend” and lives with her dad and stepmom. she may have one or two little siblings. and she’s fun to be around and easy to become friends […]
the ability to be g*y but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be g*y around other people my friends thought something was up, but i was able to g*yloon my way out of the situation.
- mohammed trump
a muslim who thinks that president trump’s temporary ban on muslim immigrants and refugees from terrorism-pr*ne countries is legally lawful for security reasons. a number of arab countries seem to have local politicians who are mohammed trumps—after all, they too discriminately ban jewish travelers from visiting their lands.