Rise and Shame
when you wake up the morning after a regrettable drunken s-xual encounter. usually accompanied by a brutal hangover, a dirty, guilty feeling, and a quick exit from the vicinity.
adam woke up at 7am, the woman he hooked up with the night before still p-ssed out beside him, though significantly less attractive in the early morning light. he smelled like cigarettes, sweat, and axe bodyspray, and his mouth tasted like jagermeister and stale beer. he quickly dressed and scurried out of the woman’s apartment, trying his best not to wake her and thus avoiding the need to have the awkward “when are we gonna go out again?” conversation. adam had indeed executed the perfect rise and shame.
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