Rising Moon
a s-xual position where the woman is on her back and the man is vertical. the man is lifting her by the legs to raise her v-g-n- to his p-n-s. the term “rising moon” is appropriate because the woman’s -ss (the moon) is being lifted (the rising) off the surface she lies on.
“i want to be on my back” she said.
“i want to stay standing” i said.
so she laid back and i lifted her by the legs and entered her. “rising moon, baby. i got a solution to everything.”
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