ritard
a water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. the color of the ri-tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. they are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. the ri-tards greatest defense mechanism is the ri-tard call, reeeeeee cluck cluck cluck, which is a call to arms to all other ri-tards to come to the one in need. the ri-tard’s motto is “we are one” since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally p-ss out when in danger. these defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 ri-tards exist in the known universe.
shhhh! you don’t want to awaken the ri-tard.
r-t-rd
try telling that to rain man! he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!
slightly above r-t-rd
daniel: man that chick had a nice body!
colby: dude that was a guy you ritard.
a way of saying that someone is a r-t-rd while in a music lesson.
x: (stupid comment)
y: (name), i don’t know how to put this, but in music terms you are a ritard….
a rhode islander of less than average intelligence. often seen congretating in front of the complex or diesel on sat-rday night, sitting on their kawasaki ninja in front of spike’s on thayer st. or driving down atwells ave. in a cadillac escalade or similarly ritarded vehicle. ritardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
d-mn, newschopper 12 just reported on some ritard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their navigator into a newport creamery.
a person that stands in front of the menu at the local rita’s water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy -ssed significant other can get a gellati. ri-tards are often also bluetools
i wish this ri-tard would shut up so i can order my water ice.
how a r-t-rd says r-t-rd
“i’m christopher rrrrreeeegheeeves”
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