ritendra
g-d’s gift to mankind. women find him dazzlingly attractive but he plays his cool card. plays the field but has a soft spot for ze ladies from the far east. will try anything and everything as long as it involves fun, women and practical jokes. a bit of a gossip but women shockingly find that endearing
don’t pretend to be a ritendra. you can’t aspire to be one nor try to be one. you have to be born one
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