River Battle Scars


after a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, b-mps, bruises, and bite marks that you can’t explain how the heck they got there.
omg! more “river battle scars” are appearing on my body what the h-ll did we do this weekend.

looks like you went sailing with the captain this weekend, did he ravage your body and plunder your booty??

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