river roach


a specific breed of north american megawh-r-, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the united states, generally during the summer months. they are easy to spot, usually having their br–sts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sungl-sses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. the roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy’s bed in the campground. river roaches are not to be confused with a mud cricket, but are a close relative.
i can’t even go on a float trip without seeing 8 guys that river roach has already f-cked.

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