Rivers Cuomo


he’s a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embar-ssed of being famous and i -ssume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)
he really shouldnt even be defined. he’d hate this.
1. lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band weezer
2. owner of homie records
3. oh we ooh, he looks just like buddy holly
rivers cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.
not a rock star, a rock g-d.
i wish i was rivers cuomo.
-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.
he’s in a band… but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)
my rock idol
dude rivers is the coolest
the frontman of weezer. born on june 13, 1970. he is devoted to vip-ssana meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in rivers ever since he started this method. due to meditation, rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. he stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night…june 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). he is also a harvard graduate. he received his bachelor of arts in english and american literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on june 8th 2006. he does often give off that sn-bby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million alb-ms, is filthy rich, and is a harvard graduate. anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don’t u think? i think the main reason why he’s so appealing to me is because he doesn’t fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
he’s pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his buddy holly gl-sses (although i haven’t seen him wearing them lately).
he also finds asian women attractive. his wife is j-panese.
i think he went through a pretty tough time during the pinkerton era but i can tell he changed a lot from then. he seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. there’s this look of peace on his face whenever i see him.
i think rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn’t think so).
rivers cuomo = genius.
one of the hottest men on the planet.
duh… does anything else need to be said about this man?!

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