Riverside High


a highschool located in durham, nc. riverside is home of the pirates and the schools principle mr. key. riverside’s student body is compiled with boys who think they are god’s gift to earth, and girls who look and act like they have money. but don’t let their looks confuse you. burried deep within their designer purses and khaki pants are 9mm’s and knives. we kick -ss at wrestling due to all the money the booster club raises for roids.

“roll pirates roll!”

“yo’ i’m rolling up to riverside high later, wanna come?

yea, i’ll come in about 10 minutes when my bulletproof vest gets out of the dryer.”

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