RJ Wood


the act of losing one’s cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. in extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of hide-n-seek.
mark: erica, have you heard from dan?
erica: no, he pulled an rj wood again!!

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