Ro0t De Nub

it has been learned that the ro0t de nub will change its name when put under pressure. it will then do one of two things. pretend he has no clue who everyone is, or stupidly blow his cover by asking for b-ttsecks.
watch out for the disguised ro0t de nub, as he may ask you for free b-ttsecks.
it has been learned that the ro0t de nub will claim to have hacks. these “hacks” of course are all lies, and used in the sh-t talking to defend itself. it has also been learned that the ro0t de nub will pose as little girls, for unknown reasons.
watch out folks, any little girls in this crowd could be a ro0t de nub in disguise.
this just in loc stands for the lovers of c-ck, dear me mates, they love the c-ck, and we belived this was c-ck as in chicken, but when coaxed with a chicken it ran torwards the camera man and sucked right on the ole gonads…what a mean spirited sheela that is.

ro0t de nub has been spotted near a local sewage treatment plant feasting on not only his own fecal matter, but that of the entire city of sydney.

suddenly, ro0t de nub started arguing with a brick wall unrealising that it wasnt arguing back. ro0t de nub, after 20 hours shouting at the wall left feeling slightly victorious over a hard faught battle with the said brick wall.
19 out of 20 helens agree ro0t de nub is a lamer

4 out of 4 mothers of ro0t de nub agree he should be shot
the evolved form of a nub, tries to survive the cruel life of zone by sh-t talking without backing it up. eats own fecal matter, due to limited brain power.

(newly discovered)
it seems that the ro0t de nub has a mate named manzman. in a showy display, the manzman types in pink, trying to woo the ro0t de nub. after hours of wooing, the manzman mates with the ro0t de nub.
it has also been discovered that the ro0t de nub is closely related to a pokemon. it joins a group of other closely related pokemon beings to form a group they call loc. we have no information at this time as to why it’s called loc.
also, another reason we believe the ro0t de nub eats it’s own fecal matter is, not only because of it’s limited brain power, but also because the ro0t de nub p-sses all other locs off, and is banned from the loc eating rituals. the ro0t de nub gets one real eating in its entire life, then is reduced to eating its fecal matter for the rest of its short life.
we hope to bring you more on the ro0t de nub in later times. good bye for now.
to the left of the tour vehicle, we have a ro0t de nub. on the right, we have a manzman, trying to woo the ro0t de nub. further ahead we will witness a ro0t de nub with it’s loc.
the evolved form of a nub, tries to survive the cruel life of zone by sh-t talking without backing it up. eats own fecal matter, due to limited brain power.
we’ve spotted a ro0t de nub to our left! watch it as it eats it’s own fecal matter! watch out! it might fling some!