Road Goat


a woman who is 35+ years old. typically spends a lot of time in bars. looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. may also have saggy b–bs due to age and use.
i came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. i had to kick her drunk -ss to the curb.

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