road pop
1. alcoholic beverage (usually a beer) that is consumed while driving a vehicle.
2. alcoholic beverage contained inside a soft-drink cup to look like a drink from a fast-food restaurant instead of booze.
matt brought a few road pops for everyone on the way to the club.
a drink that you consume on the road home after a liquor run.
hey, why don’t you buy me a blue bull road pop for the way home?
a 40oz malt beverage, consumed in an automobile
hide the road pop, we’re getting pulled over.
when your girl, preferably wearing a skirt and no undies, hops on your pogo stick while you’re driving down the interstate at night. the point is to a) both -rg-sm before you b) hit a dodge durango in the opposite lane.
see stephen king’s thinner or david cronenberg’s crash for specific examples.
i was driving back home at 2 a.m. last night and mildred, out of nowhere, gives me a road pop to wake my -ss up. dude, you gotta believe me. i think i still have some period juice residue to prove it.
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