Road Ranger
a s-xual escapade inspired by the lone ranger. it is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. she rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and p-ssion. at the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
after a long drive through nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. took me two sessions to finish her mask.
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