road spam
those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.
they are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
from the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
mutt: check this out, ima be rich an’ skinny in 30 days !
jeff: yeah yeah. i saw that road spam sign too:
earn 6 figures
lose weight
get girls
call 1-555-4losers
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