Road Texter


a person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.
i was cycling down regent street yesterday, when this road texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

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