roasted nut
the act of blowing your load (j-zz) while taking a sh-t
sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help p-ss the time
noun
1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.
the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they’re unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i’m roasting here.
inserting ones nuts/b-lls into a v-g-n- while rubbing her cl-t.
roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.
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