Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!
an expression used when you were given a really nice bl-w j-b or basically given some really nice action involving the p-n-s.
george: hey, guess what?
daniel: what?
george: last night, your mom robbed my d-ck like d-ck robinson!!!
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