Robbied
a strange looking girl clambers on top of you while you’re in a drunken half p-ssed-out state and proceeds to have s-x with you. the combination of being vigorously humped by an ugly girl and being so drunk you can’t feel your toes usually results in a failure to -j-c-l-t-.
person 1: ahh mate.. the worst thing happened to me this weekend..
person 2: oh no, did you get robbied again?
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