robbing the cradle
having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.
the middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.
get them before the hair does.
most of the 20 something guys that hit on the girls 15 and younger, because they’re easy.
a woman who dates a man significantly younger than she
shall we say…ashton and demi?
mission in thief 3.
scariest mission in a game. ever.
i could only play robbing the cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.
stealing a baby, or it’s personal effects from it’s crib.
i’m low on funds son, i’m going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can’t conceive a child of their own./ i’m low on funds so i’m going to steal that babies blanket, b.
the act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. whatever you do is don’t take the baby. they cry alot and then when they don’t cry the p–p and then cry some more. they never sleep.
my friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. then the baby died. g-d d-mn annoying babies.
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