Robert Garcia III
(n,v,adj,adv) he works on i75, i10, i95, i26, and i20. his reputation is known throughout the southeastern region of the united states. he runs the south (see: world’s most interesting man).
teach me to be robert garcia iii. i went robert garcia iii on that hoe. is it breezy out here, or am i just about to blow robert garcia iii.
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