robert mackinlay

a rare, h-m-s-xual, elf/fairy hybrid usually found near water, in or around marinas, or at the north pole before christmas time. this rare species is only attracted to human men and can survive soley on pixie dust. a robert mackinlay does not walk, it simply floats around like a fairy looking for male prey. if there were to be a community comprised only of h-m-s-xual elf/fairy hybrids, robery mackinlay would most definitely be the ruler of the entire population. if you are a man and you encounter robery mackinlay you need to run, but be sure to run backwards so it can not fairy float up behind you and have his way with your -n-s. at christmas time the rare species migrates to the north pole where it will supposedly work for “santa claus building toys”. no one has ever actually been able to infiltrate into th north pole to doc-ment this for fact and it has also been widely doubted by skeptics if there is even a santa claus at all. there has been a strong theory that the north pole is actually where they hold thier h-m-s-xual elf/fairy convention each year and that they team up with the gay adult film industry to throw one of the gayest/ most exclusive orgys on the entire planet. no one really knows what happens up there but it’s easier on the mind to try to simply not think about things like that anyway. robert mackinlay will soon be placed on the h-m–terrorist list ( a new list created by the u.s. government to stop elf/fairy rapes on men across the nation)
i was taking a walk when i saw robert mackinlay fairy floating after bruce jennar down the street screaming “stop!! i am going to give you all 3 inches of bobby boys goodness!!”