it’s when you get played with but instead of c*mming you pee. but the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
you know that chick dave brought home last night? she cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. so tragic.
a top lad! guy 1: did you see matt the other day? girl 1: yeah, he’s a mansbridge! a person who is keen to try things but can never be bothered to cross the first hurdle stop being a mansbridge,get down the gym and loose that gut dude!
- shmeat boye
someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small p*n*s liam: yooo shmeat boye person: yo whats up man
one who take the appreciation of something to a fine art (collector cards, fetish p*rn, garden gnome collecting). this forum is a great place for apprecianados of collector cards to exchange their wares and determine agreed valuations.
- burrito penance
the grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos. “sat*rday night burritos? you’ll be doing sunday morning burrito penance!”