Robtastic


something involving robert pattinson that makes girls and women swoon.
of seeing robert pattinson on the cover of vanity fair, carol remarked, “that is robtastic!”
a phrase to describe anyone who is a complete douche bag, a player who gets girls, or an all around perverted or funny guy.
this guy engages in bogie time.
a robtastic guy is a total tool who enjoys brotastic stunts with his bros.
“how was the club last night brah?”
“broski, i got with soo many girls, and i told them they smelled like my -sshole. it was robtastic.”

“let’s go bro, b0gie time. time to hold the sh-t out of those bogies.”

“dude i was having s-x with a man last night, not gay s-x, and he totally j-zzed on my head”.

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